Monday, January 23, 2006

throw it down big man...throw it down

Did anyone catch the last second win by the Sixers yesterday afternoon? Awesome! That put a smile on my face. I sure do love a buzzer beater. But Bill Walton fucking sucks, like he might be one of the worst people in America. I knew this before but it really hit home yesterday. He is completely biased against everything I believe in. EVERYTHING! I think we actually disagree on absolutely everything there is to disagree about. He always jumps to conclusions too early in the game. And he HATES the Sixers! I really feel bad for "Snapper" Jones. Having to listen to him on TV is bad enough I can't even imagine if I had to sit next to him game after game and actually see him talk out of his ass. At least I have a mute button.

I thought Bill was a goner after NBC lost the NBA but no, ABC was stupid enough to pick him up. He is just SO annoying. He never says anything smart or funny. He is however, always saying something EXTREMELY stupid. In fact I really think he actually makes a lot of stuff up. I have caught him being wrong on more than one occasion. And what the fuck do I know about basketball? So if I catch him making mistakes, imagine how many he is making that I don't catch. Does anyone actually like him? Is it supposed to be a joke he is on TV? A really bad joke? Well I don't get it? He makes watching basketball a truly excruciating experience. His voice makes me want to kill myself and his face makes me nauseous. And did you see the way he was attacking AI for talking to the officials? I mean come on Bill re-fucking-lax. It is a game. Let AI handle his business and stop condemning him for doing something all NBA players do. He acted like he was a criminal because he was questioning a call. The ref. is a grown man and I am sure he can handle whatever it was Allen was complaining about. That is their job after all.

And the way he took a shot at Antonio Davis for trying to protect his wife. Let's see what he would do if someone put their hands on his wife, or Luke for that matter. Well actually he would probably do nothing, and that shows exactly what kind of man he is. He was all like "fans need to know they are safe...." Safe from what? Basketball players? In all the years of the NBA, they had one slightly unsettling fan/player encounter. It isn't like Players are having uncontrolled fits of rage that force them into the stands every game. What next, are we going to put them in a cage to play basketball, so we can feel "safe"? If I were Bill I would be more worried about a fan throwing a bottle at the back of my head. And besides the people that can afford seats close enough to the court to be in any kind of "danger" from the players, can afford any medical bills that might arise from any altercation. Feel safe from the players. Please. Give me a break. Everyone just needs to relax. And Bill Walton needs to get fired.

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