So yesterday Mike Bloomberg was giving out t-shirts to Heidi Klum - last week he was at Matt Damon's wedding. If he has nothing better to do than go around cavorting with supermodels and Red Sox fans then why the fuck am I still riding a school bus to work? A school bus that happened to come 15 minutes early today and almost left without me.
I also for whatever reason lost my voice. No sore throat or anything so I am not really sure what is happening. Marge is convinced it is because of the "cold dry air". She even called the maintenance people to come turn up the heat. She is demanding I see a doctor. Well that isn't going to happen. She is also practically forcing hot tea down my throat, which I refuse to drink simply because she is the one telling me to drink it.
It is weird losing your voice, especially being someone who talks as much as I do. I open my mouth but nothing comes out, or half of something comes out. It is rather embarrassing. I wish when I lost my voice I sounded like a phone sex operator, but instead I sound more like someone who has been smoking two packs a day for the last thirty years. That's not sexy. So with the no voice and the no trains I decided I will "work" from home tomorrow like everyone else. Although they will call it a vacation day I plan on finishing up my book and checking my email so...I don't really see the difference between that and what I normally do.
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