How come the train doors always close right BEFORE I get on the train?
How come the guy that elbowed me in the forehead this morning didn't say excuse me?
How come when the F train is pulling into Jay Street every morning around 9:03 am, the empty A train across the platform leaves the station before us F train people have even had a chance to push our way across the platform? Every morning. Then we are forced to wait another ten minutes before the next completely full A train arrives. I know they are on a schedule but couldn't they hold the train for ten more seconds? Or at least have it leave sooner so we are not teased by it sitting right in front of us.
How come there is not an "employees must wash hands" sign in my bathroom at work? I see that one senior attorney leave without washing her hands, everyday. Maybe that is why she didn't make partner.
Why does the woman I sit next to have so much trouble understanding how to mail a package back to Victoria Secret?
Why is it that people who have work to do are allowed to stay home...I mean "work" from home, but people like me who have nothing to do, are forced to come in and do nothing. Shouldn't it work the other way around?
How come lawyers are so fucking anal?
Shouldn't you pay less rent for the month of February? I think so.
They should pay the people in the mailroom more than $6.00 an hour. That is $240 a week...before taxes.
Gmail chat is awesome.
There is a new moon today and with it comes a new positive attitude. Yeah that's right. I think I will have a job offer on my desk by the end of March. I mean it. I have a feeling. This last interview didn't work out but the next one will. So pray or wish on stars for me or something. Enough is enough. I am going to have quite the little party when I give my two weeks notice. You're all invited!
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