When you don't have much to do all day you get creative. Sometimes I like to go to old emails and see exactly what I was writing about a year ago today. Last year I exchanged emails with Maggie and she told me about a date she had with some girl who she is still "seeing" that I didn't really approve of then, but I do now, at least as much as it is possible for me to approve of Maggie dating anyone.
After taking a trip down memory lane I decided to play a little game. Gmail has this neat little feature that enables you to search for words. Very helpful when looking for old emails. Below is a listing of particular words and how frequently they were used in my correspondence. Please don't judge.
bored - 273
hate - 190
I'm going to kill myself - 50
this sucks - 130
What the fuck? -160
asshole - 44 (surprising low considering the people I am surrounded by all day)
Eagles - 266
I can't take it anymore - 55
I'm/they're/you're/he's/she's crazy - 367
It's/they're/he's/she's sooo annoying -130
job interview -155
happy hour - 70
i'm so excited - 120
oh my god! -170
There are plenty more slightly embarrassing catch phrases that have shockingly high appearance rates. Those - I will keep to myself.
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