america is so fucking fat

America is so fucking fat it’s like disgusting. I took a little vacay over the weekend and found myself in some sort of leper colony. No joke. Any when I say fat its not just me being overly critical and shallow. We ate at one of those chain breakfast restaurants were I ingested about twice the recommended daily caloric intake before noon. They have so much food at this place that they have fat tables. You know how larger people always complain about chairs that have arms on them, ya know because they can’t fit. Well none of the chairs in this restaurant had arms. Erin said when she was in Jamaica everyone thought she was from Europe because she was so skinny. Well Erin isn’t from Europe and I want to tell everyone out there that not all Americans are fat. Most of us are but not all of us. I’m too shallow to ever be fat but I suppose other people just don’t care about those kinds of things. Ok I should say I don’t hate fat people and I am not prejudice against them or anything. Just eat a salad and take a fucking walk